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 Post subject: Re: Humor
PostPosted: 09:30, 28-08-2009 
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Múlt éjjel nagyon magam alatt voltam, felhívtam a Lelki Segély vonalat. Egy pakisztáni call-centerhez kapcsolt.
Mondtam, hogy öngyilkos leszek.
Erre nagyon izgatottak lettek, és megkérdezték, hogy tudok-e teherautót vezetni...

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- Meg tudná mondani durván mennyi pénz van a bankszámlámon?
- 20 ezer bazmeg!

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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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:villa:

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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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bocs :oops: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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WTF?


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 Post subject: Re: Humor
PostPosted: 20:21, 28-08-2009 
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Rippel fivérek egyik előadása megihletett egy zs kategóriás játékkészítő céget..de a gyerekarcot nem értem :D


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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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nyihahahaha :hah: :fog: naggyon táccik!!!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Humor
PostPosted: 22:02, 28-08-2009 
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Az inget hagyjad csak a szandált vegyed,
Ez a 60Hz!


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 Post subject: Re: Humor
PostPosted: 00:40, 29-08-2009 
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WTF?


nemtom ki a készítő, de sürgősen le kéne állnia a szerekkel.

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 Post subject: Re: Humor
PostPosted: 08:16, 29-08-2009 
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Villáminterjú a női 800m vb aranyérmes Caster Semenyával (akit nemiségi vizsgálatra köteleznének)
- Mit üzen azoknak, akik megkérdőjelezik női mivoltát?
- Leszophatnak!

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a Bkv-n : http://i30.tinypic.com/2w36lmx.jpg :D

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 Post subject: Re: Humor
PostPosted: 20:59, 29-08-2009 
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kelemenkabatban c. csudaszerzemény :shock: :fog:

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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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egy kis huncutság a googlemaps honi munkatársától :D

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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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az iwiw felépítése :fog:

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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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kapasbol mellette:


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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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 Post subject: Re: Humor
PostPosted: 12:42, 31-08-2009 
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Flo üzenete:
*közben anyám bejárkál
*és úgy viselkedik mint rosszabb rpg-kben a szarul programozott npc-k
*mindig ugyanaz a kérdés, ugyanazzal a hangsúllyal
*"miért nem pakolsz máár??"
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