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 Post subject: Re: Humor
PostPosted: 14:27, 13-02-2009 
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kiválló.

fogamra való móka

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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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Nekem is bejött, jókorát nyerítettem rajta... :D

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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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http://elnezestkivanok.szunyi.com/
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 Post subject: Re: Humor
PostPosted: 01:48, 14-02-2009 
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énis elnézést :D

Felháborodottan hívja a vendég a pincért:
- Kérem, ebben a tyúklevesben nincs tyúk!
- Na és? A halászlében sincs halász!

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ez biztos ősrégi :]

A cowboy bemegy egy vadnyugati kocsmába. Odamegy a kocsmároshoz, rendel egy dupla whiskeyt,
megböki a kalapját és így kiált:
- Ha Joe iszik, mindenki iszik!
A többi vendég boldogan rohan a csaposhoz dupla whiskeyt rendelni.
Így megy ez sok körön át, míg végre Joe odamegy a pulthoz, kivágja a whiskey árát és így kiált:
- Ha Joe fizet, mindenki fizet!

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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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nem biztos, hogy jó helyen van a reklám:
klikk a nagyításhoz
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 Post subject: Re: Humor
PostPosted: 15:06, 14-02-2009 
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definitions of roles


Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!


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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/18/116-black-music-that-black-people-dont-listen-to-anymore/

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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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megacrash wrote:
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/18/116-black-music-that-black-people-dont-listen-to-anymore/


az egész blog zseniális

de kedvencek a dinner party, taking a year off, indie music


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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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kicsit tetovaztam a topicvalasztasnal, de jobb a bekesseg, uh ide:
http://iwiw.hu/pages/image/albumdata.jsp?userID=10935469

kutyapulcsi style : )

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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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ahahaha .. bocs :D

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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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Vírusmarketing Sony módra :


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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kQgWezfy0

nem is tudom sirjak, vagy kacagjak.. eros idegzetueknek hazi szerelmes videjo :nemtom: :ugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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bassbinvisual wrote:
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nem is tudom sirjak, vagy kacagjak.. eros idegzetueknek hazi szerelmes videjo :nemtom: :ugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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Nation2Nation wrote:
Vírusmarketing Sony módra

nagyonnagy :thumbsup:


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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXwwRVFk8I8

Jeff Dunham - Spark of insanity - 09 - magyar felirattal

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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz1qIj3_1U4&feature=related

Bingo the Clown :D

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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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Megint a Tibi...:)

http://izomtibor.blog.hu/2009/02/12/dance_megahits_vol_17

"...megnyeri jövő félévben az ablakzsiráf díjat..."
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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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http://kepviselofunky.blog.hu/2009/02/16/gyurcsany_ferenc_evertekelo_drinking_game

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