e-mailjeim rendbe rakása során találtam az alábbi régi gyöngyszemet:
Company policy
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
office in Hungary that offensive language is commonly used by
our Hungarian
speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is
highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All
personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like basszameg, a kurva eletbe, fasz and other such
expressions
will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic
effect, no matter how
heated a discussion may become.
2. You will not say elbaszta when someone makes a mistake, or
leszartak if
you see someone being reprehended, or szar when a major
mistake has been
made. All forms and derivations of the verb szarni and baszni
are utterly
inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No project manager, section head or administrator under
any circumstances
will be referred to as faszfej, genya, szarhazi or geci.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as seggfej
nor will persons
who lack initiative be referred to as beszari.
5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to
be referred to
as baromsagok.
6. Do not say baszogassa az anyukajat if somebody is
persistent; do not add
bazzzmeg, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
Furthermore, you must not say elbasztuk (refer to item 2) nor erre ra
fogunk baszni when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say
menj a picsaba
nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, mi a
faszt akarsz?".
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial
partners rohadt beszallitok.
9. Do not say menjenek a picsaba ezzel a szarral when a
relevant project is
presented to you, nor should you ever answer lofasz a
seggedbe when your
assistance is required.
10. You should never call partner representatives as rohadt
dog or barom
allat.
11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed
in terms such as
dogos picsa, kocsog allat or buzi homokos.
12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do
not say kitorlom
a seggem ezzel a szoveggel!
Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
Thank you.
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